Well, maybe if you ate a piece of food now and again your muscles would come back from atrophy.Īnd here we have the terrifying first boss of this game, a giant cage of beach-balls hell-bent on destroying Barbie for some reason! If you pay this cat in diamonds, it'll close the hatch for you, defeating the boss. Boy.she does not have much power behind that throw. You move left and right with Barbie and throw diamonds to solve puzzles and avoid obstacles. Nah, never mind, I'm getting stressed out just looking at this. Poor, sweet Barbie! What a burden you carry in this life of ours! At least you'll get some welcome respite in your dreams. Tomorrow's a busy day, I'm having lunch at the soda shop, going swimming at the beach, and meeting Ken at the party tomorrow. Jon (VO): So, we find Barbie laying in bed, reading a book rmaids, which apparently she loves, as she literally proclaims it. Jon: That one looks like Mickey! And that one looks like a cease and desist! (in fast legal voice) Barbie is a trademark of Mattel, Inc., copyright 1991.
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(in soft voice) A glamorous quest full of fun, magic, and adventure. Jon (VO): Oh, GOD! What have you done to yourself, Barbie?! Why is your hair the same color as your skin?! Oh, God, it looks like you're made out of fried chicken! Let's see if technology improved the Barbie experience. Stand up for yourself more, and if I were a small girl I'd probably never touch video games again after this. Also, If you ain't lookin' fine, he ain't taking you nowhere! You're going to McDonald's for dinner. So this game can be summed up wholly as: "Getting Ready for a Date with Ken". Okay, so what it turns out you have to do is get into the right outfit which is very specific for some reason and return home before an hour passes. Jon (as Ken): Nonsense, Barbie! You're staying home and having my kids! Jon (as Barbie): Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off, going back to college, starting my career.